Today's Monday, today's Monday, Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Tuesday, today's Tuesday, Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Wednesday, today's Wednesday, Wednesday is roast beef.
Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Thursday, today's Thursday, Thursday is shephard's pie
Wednesday is roast beef
Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Friday, today's Friday, Friday is fish
Thursday is shephard's pie
Wednesday is roast beef

Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Saturday, today's Saturday, Saturday's payday
Friday is fish

Thursday is shephard's pie
Wednesday is roast beef

Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Sunday, today's Sunday, Sunday is church...
Saturday is payday

Friday is fish

Thursday is shephard's pie
Wednesday is roast beef

Tuesday is soup
Monday is washing day
Is everybody happy? You bet you life we aaaaare!