Back Row L-R:   Allan Longston, Geoff Myers, Harry Shilton, Ray Blake, Peter Coleman, Noel Green, ?? ??,

Middle Row L-R:   Paul Daniels or Eric Gatehouse, ?? ??, Alan Plummer, ?? ??, Peter Fraser, ?? ??, Trevor Forbes,

Front Row L-R:   Lisa Dickenson, Graham Brownrigg, Dickie Bird, Trevor Brougham (EDO), Nick Ward (EDO), John Dallimore, Andrew Elverston, Jim Lander, Bugs Rose, ?? ??,

I nicknamed my solicitor  "ALTERNATOR"  because he charges while idling.

A plane leaves Brisbane airport on route for the US, under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.' 'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'  'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!' says the pilot. 'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.' 

 

'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese.. . doesn't matter’, says the pilot,  ‘you're all the same!' 

 

There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain. 'Jews sink Titanic, that’s why' says the co-pilot  'What?’ exclaims the captain, ‘That's insane,  Jews didn't sink the Titanic!  It was an iceberg!'  

 

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ...no mattah... all same!

"There are only two reasons for wanting to sit in the back row of an airplane:

either you have diarrhoea, or

you're anxious to meet people who do."

Back Row L-R: Lloyd Marsh, Marty McPherson, Lee Quirk, Lonni Parry, Ray Green

Front Row L-R:  Margaret Evans, Daphne Bell, WO Joe Ulett, Carleen Breen, Karen Clarke.

An elderly Italian man, who lived on the outskirts of Monte Cassino, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, 'Father ... during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

 

The Priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that.' 'But, there is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

 

The Priest said, 'By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.'

 

'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more  question.' 'And what is that, my son?' asked the Priest. "Do I have to  tell her the war is over?"

                                                                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                              Yeah Rupe, I know - you could see that coming!